If Kuwaiti companies had realistic slogans what would they be?

If Kuwaiti companies had realistic slogans what would they be? : Kuwait

I loved this article,very funny and absolutely true.

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[–]Binshattan[] 16 points 18 hours ago

Cinescape: more money less movie

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[–]Q80 11 points 19 hours ago*

QualityNet: Restart all your problems.

The Hungry Rabbit: Legends never die.

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[–]RationalMonkey 1 point 6 hours ago

Oh! Fun story:

Hungry Bunny was just the franchise name for Burger King in Kuwait in the late 80s and early 90s. You'll notice that all the old Hungry Bunny locations got converted to Burger Kings when the official brand came to Kuwait.

For a similar story, the franchise name in Australia is still Hungry Jack's

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[–]talal12 1 point 1 hour ago

There are still a couple of Hungry Bunny franchises. I know there's one in Egaila for sure. They have the exact same grilled-type meat that Burger King uses though.

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[–]martianz 11 points 17 hours ago*

Avenues mall: Meet relatives and acquaintance

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[–]yachubbick[S] 7 points 12 hours ago

Souq Sharq: We used to be the avenues.

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[–]dreamer_soul 5 points 16 hours ago

Zain: pay more for a shitty service.

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[–]yachubbick[S] 5 points 12 hours ago

Zain: Don't ask, just pay.

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[–]yachubbick[S] 5 points 12 hours ago

MOHE: leave your future in education to us and your car parking space to the sand lot.

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[–]notstudying 3 points 9 hours ago

MOHE: we require at least 2 hours of your time, everytime. MOHE: we like to make things as difficult as possible and change venues just to throw you off. MOHE: one person per country sounds about right. (seriously theres a whole floor of people but it seems like only one person does the majority of the work). MOHE: sure, we do everything for you, 3 months after its due. MOHE: don't have high blood pressure before? come right on in and we'll sign you up. Guaranteed results from the first try! FTFY

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[–]dreamer_soul 1 point 9 hours ago

Collage of engineering: wanna become and engineer? Welcome to the most un-engineered place in Kuwait. Collage of engineering: you're the future of our country? here have psychopath professors to tech you!

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[–]loolykinns 2 points 3 hours ago

*teach

Oh, the irony...

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[–]dreamer_soul 1 point 1 hour ago

LOL I was so excited I missed a letter.

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[–]dreamer_soul 6 points 9 hours ago

Majlis alOma: vote for us to fix Kuwait....LOL JK

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[–]talal12 7 points 8 hours ago

Kuwait Finance House: bank with us or go to hell.

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[–]notstudying 4 points 9 hours ago

KFC: possibly the best in the world. sbarros: still not serving everywhere. 6ALABAT: help yo lazy ass get lazier :p avenues: every retail shop available under one roof, multiple times. fanar: where? baladiya: who needs machines when we have cheap labour?

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[–]dreamer_soul 3 points 9 hours ago

KFC: we are the best, plus here's some diarrhea as a gift

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[–]notstudying 1 point 8 hours ago

its a chance im willing to take for that delicious cripsy spicy chicken perfectly complemented by the coleslaw and a swig of coke to wash it all down. http://memegenerator.net/instance/38393657 also another side effect i noticed: cabbage has a horrible after taste that lasts for hours!

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[–]FAMAJAH 4 points 13 hours ago

Caesars Confectionary: More addictive than heroin-infused crack!

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[–]yachubbick[S] 1 point 12 hours ago*

Caesars Confectionery (pizza): once you pop you can't stop.

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[–]Harcesis 2 points 3 hours ago

Zain: "Same speed since 1994"

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[–]solareon 1 point 4 hours ago*

6alabat: Inshallah you get food

360 Mall: We're kind of like the Avenues

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[–]jabbatheslut 3 points 3 hours ago

6alabat: The driver is on his way. FTFY

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[–]yachubbick[S] 1 point 1 hour ago

6alabat: When you're too lazy to pick-up a phone and call.

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[–]yachubbick[S] 1 point 1 hour ago

Omariya Zoo: Where your kids can feel free to abuse our animals.

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[–]yachubbick[S] 1 point 1 hour ago

Q8: Because we're not allowed to spell it like K.U.W.A.I.T.

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[–]moe_q8 1 point 37 minutes ago

Rehab: Street dates? More like street suggestions.

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[–]yachubbick[S] 1 point 12 minutes ago*

Just Googled "street date."

TIL: A street date is not a fruit that fell on a street in Hawalli.

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[–]jabbatheslut 1 point 3 hours ago

Ali Alghanim & Sons Automotive Co. : Free anal lube with every service.