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Sex : F

A mother is driving her little girl to her friend's house for a play date.

' Mommy ,' the little girl asks, 'how old are you?'

'Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother replied.

'It's not polite.'

'OK', the little girl says,

'How much do you weigh?'

'Now really,' the mother says,

'those are personal questions and are really none of your business.'

Undaunted, the little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?'

'That's enough questions, young lady! Honestly!'

The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play.

' My Mom won't tell me anything about her,' the little girl says to her


'Well,' says the friend,

'all you need to do is look at her driver's license.

It's like a report card, it has everything on it.'

Later that night the little girl says to her mother,

'I know how old you are. You are 32.'

The mother is surprised and asks,

'How did you find that out?

'I also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'

The mother is past surprised and shocked now.

'How in Heaven's name did you find that out?'

'And,' the little girl says triumphantly,

'I know why you and daddy got a divorce.'

'Oh really?' the mother asks. 'Why?'

'Because you got an F in sex.'

I wonder what grade my husband would give me.He giggles whenever I ask him stuff like this.MAybe like all men he knows....that the last thing he wants is to have practice abstinence before getting into his middle age.

I could never ask my mom any of this stuff.She refrained from answering anything that involved the word sex,hot,body,sexy,etc.She would pretend to have gone temperarily deaf or sometimes she would pretend to be in a mommy was a typical 1930s old-fashioned woman.

I once remember renting the movie "chandni bar".I just heard that it was good and Tabu was the heroine.I innocently brought it home after work one day and started watching with my folks doing their usual stuff (watering plants,cleaning)around me.I was a bit shocked initially but when one of the women in the bar joked about her friend being a khula railway ka tabba,koi bhi ander bahar jata parents freaked out and I got a bashing of a lifetime.The woman in the movie didnt finish her lines and my folks went on to lecture and shout and scold and threaten my existence for the next 2 days.I told them I had no idea what the movie was about...I didnt imagine it would be so realistic and blunt.

hehehheh....after that I always ask the rentals," bhai saab ! ma baap ke samne dekh saktha hai ya nai? " He smiled realising the fact that like many I too have overbearing parents.And he would always give his final approval,"ye nai...wo bacha party type wala le lo!"


  1. Pity I didn't understand all the Hindi - :( - translation services? :)

  2. The part where the woman was joking about her friend,it meant that shes like a open local passenger train,any1 is free to walk in and out.and the last para means I always asked the guy if I could watch this in front of my folks and he would suggest if it was a pg or 18+ rated film.:>

  3. u know the title really cathes ur attention. & then u get this really sweet story of d little girl!! NICE

    d chandni bar incident...hilarious. parents really do go on an overdrive sometimes esp if its got anything to do with boys & related things. poor u!! cudnt watch a national award winning movie back then! hope u made up for it later


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